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AutonomousAgent A: Now itīs 6 fucking hours til the next ferry to goddam
Germany. We have to do something. I canīt just watch that boat disappear
on the horizon .... I feel so aggressive I could almost destroy something!
AutonomousAgent B: You are to-tal-ly right! Letīs go find some
tech-equipment we can wreck!
AA A: All right, but first Iīll break into that lighted building just over there,
there must be somebody to blame the lousy schedule on.
... later ... AA B sits in the car which is parked between the waterfront and
a house supposedly used by the ferry company.
AA B:Whatīs under your pullover? You didnīt by any chance decapitate an
employee of the hare-hare ferry-company? No gunshozz?!!
AA A: Much better ... I found what we were just looking for - look at
this brandnew video which I swear is used by these bastards to dream away
their lonely nights on pornography! Why decapitate the ferrymen if you can
take away what is going into their heads?!
AA B: Oh, wait a sec ... didnīt we say WE should get sometech to wreck - now
you pulled your stunt and I have almost come to the assertment that I should
be the one and only to destroy this admittedly attractive stolen good.
AA A: Hey - fair play; I brought it so I do wanna at least have a word to say
on how this destructive act of vandalism is going to be performed. I think
we should dump it on the highway, like, through it outa da window or so.
AA B: Yeah, donīt worry, by the way where was everybody - itīs quite dumb to
leave the house unlocked when the Autonomous Agents are travelling!
AA A: Ha! Right, there must be someone around. Letīs just drive around that
corner - I think I can hear some voices.
... after having spent about 15 minutea at the scene the car is moving again,
pulling around the corner of the next building ahead. 2 elder men and a dog
are standing at the dock waiting for the agents to mess up their lives.
AA A: Excuse me Sirs. Is this the ferry to Germany?
AA B: Excuse me Sirs. Is it possible to eat in town?
One of the gentlemen, suspiciously regarding AA B who is leaning on the VCR
between the frontseats, explains: "The next ferryīs going at 2am" and continues
to stare inside the car.
"seeing that it was obviously two unarmed denish familyīnīdog-fathers who wouldnīt be
much fun if we looking for more entertainment through harrassment. So we left them
alone to their dreamworlds to let them find out about the VCR on their own later"
reported Autonomous Agent B later.
"So we just had a little fire near the highway, dancing around the flames and the
poor remains of the VCR thatīs sure been involved in some of the usual rituals before
it finally disintegrated under the pressures of the techniques applied." he goes on
"Later we did the usual raping in the dark before we left the country with our hi-fli
Any connection with the rocker-bombings or minor riots around kobenhavn have never been
proved nor disapproved.